He may be a whore for real now, but he’s still a dumb jock.
Looks like your long term progress towards the IQ of a football player is progressing nicely. Let’s see how you do in a game.
Well, not quite your only reward. Coach has a habit of rewarding his football players with extra brainwashing.
Time to go shake your ass for cash so daddy can take you out on the boat with the bros tomorrow.